Even with the thunderous, room shaking toots, both were seemingly unfazed, as the elder finally reaches the boxes, and sits back down with a hearty grunt, as one more powerful gust of wind rushed out . ... did the coffee table just move-?? " Anyways, why not ... tell me a bit about yourself, Bright One ? "

"Yeah, no problem!" Kili continues drinking her soda- the sound and stench of Waf's toots not fazing her at all. She's grown up around other dragonborns and this symphony if farts is nothing new to her.

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" I reckon I'd out to do so ... " A grunt as they attempt to lean in and reach for the last few boxes, their old person tendencies showing as their bones cracked a bit ... only for their stomach to scrunch in just a bit too much, and their thong ridden arse began to tremor the very apartment building with its own brass band of bassy winds ... " ... 'scuse me . "

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"He's probably super smart if he's a good dealer." Kili reflects on the sad wad of cash in her pocket. "Takes a lot of brains to actually make money, haha." Another smaller sip of soda. "Either way, he seems cool and you're obviously cool, so it's a good match. You should set up another date- let him know how you feel!"

" Oi, Gari can be pretty fun, even if he is the smart one ! " Aaaaand that's the other pie gone, the Dragonborn's gut rumbling audibly as they just snicker . " He is my supplier, after all ... and, a fairly cute one, at that . "

"Waf, you're my elder so I'm not gonna do this...but if you weren't, I'd punch you right now. Of COURSE you're cool!" Kili chugs a soda before continuing. "You only need one smart one in a relationship anyway. Two brains are too much. You need one who makes good choices, and then one who makes fun choices."

-# " ... w-wait, you think I'm cool ?? " A small shake of their head, as they open up another box . " I ... do appreciate the sentiment, but I'm certainly not the brightest bulb out there . ... h-honestly, Professor Agaricus is like the brain I'm missing ... "

Kili's eyes widen, white surrounding her purple pupils. Of course Waf was a competitive eater. "Just when I thought you couldn't get any cooler..." Kili buries her head in her hands and shakes it slowly, disappointed in how often she keeps underestimating this elder. "Y'know what, Waf? If you say something is a good or bad idea, I'm takin' it as fuckin' gospel."

A slight choke— ... slowly patting their chest, as they cough . " It's ... not the most glamorous of career paths . You'll start off as a pro, but then things such as age and your metabolism start to kick in, and suddenly you accidentally break one of the chairs at the locals, and everyone laughs and points at you, and— " ... " ... m-maybe just stick to college . " A stifled belch .

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"I'm kind of a pro..." she boasts after a big burp. She sits back and rubs her stomach in thought. "Hey...do you think if this whole college thing doesn't work out for me I could be a competitive eater?"

After slurping up their first pie, the elder quickly shifts to the next box; flipping it open as they began to replicate Kili's technique now . ... and just in a blink and you miss it moment, the entire thing was gone, Wafnaer's mouth drenched in sauce, as they exhale and groan loudly . " Hells, you're a smart kid, Kili ... "

"If you say so." Kili lets it slide, only because she's way too preoccupied with her food to think much on it at the moment. She'll probably start brainstorming some ways to make Waf's day in the morning when her high clears.

... certainly a useful technique; perhaps they can try it with their next pie . It'd certainly make some lunch dates go more easily ... 💧 A small wave of their hand, as they chuckle . " Not a problem, and please, don't feel obligated to repay me for this . We're kin, even if we come from different clans . And we help each other, regardless of such trivialities . " A warm smile, as they take quickly grab the remaining half of their pie, and quickly folds it into a small, more compact one, before biting into it, akin to a soft shell taco, as marina dribbled down their chin .

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Kili flips open the lid to one of the boxes and immediately hones in on the pie. She folds it in half, and then in half again, essentially stacking every slice on top of each other. With careful claws, she lifts the tower of pizza to her mouth and takes a massive bite, covering the corners of her mouth with sauce. "Hells yeah..." she mumbles to herself as she chews lazily. "Thanks again for the pizza, Waf. I owe you!"

The elder was practically glued to the couch at this rate, so Kili's own hunger compelling her to lose any connected thoughts from the past few seconds was practically a life saver . Groggily leaning up, they lazily take a box from Kili's carried stack, as they sniff in to get a waft (hah) of the cheesy aroma . ... before grabbing two slices, and noisily gobbling into it .

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"PIZZAAAAAA!!" Kili shouts, throwing her arms up into the air and literally deleting every profound thought she just had. The dragonborn leaps to her feet and runs to the door, beating Waf to it. She brings in the stack of boxes, stuffing her snout into the cardboard and breathing in the sweet smell of cheese and carbs. "FUCK I'm hungry."

They ... looked genuinely baffled by that . They didn't expect such a profound thing to come from Kili, let alone someone younger than them . ... They look away, quickly wiping away a few tears as they gingerly nod . " I ... I suppose I should go out with him again, and just ... t-talk . He always did make me feel somewhat better about myself ... A-and, Kili- " They look back, smiling a bit . " I'm sure things will be alright; you just have to smile and hope that things stay steady . ... and, if they don't, I always have the air bed . " As they lazily placed a hand on her shoulder, the weed really kicking in as their body grew limper, the door bell rang . " ... ah, tha' must be them . "

"Well, yeah!" Kili sits up suddenly and holds her hands up. "Lemme explain! What I mean is...Professor Agaricus deserves the version of you that knows how fuckin' cool you are, just like you deserve the version of him that likes himself." She closes her eyes and scratches her horn as she continues. "Waf, you're like...the sweetest, most best friend I've made at this whole ass school. And that...may not mean much to you but...it means a lot to me that you have room in your heart for others, including a total mess like me." Her eyes blink open and she looks out the same window as the elder. "Too strong, not too strong...that's not the thing here. It's about showing up for yourself and...and if he sees that and it scares him, then he isn't right for you. But if he sees the full you and he digs it...man...you'll be unstoppable." She sighs. "I...didn't let Rue see everything. And when I finally did, it wasn't right for her and...it's kinda why I know she's better off. I'm...too much for a lot of people. Too much work." Her head swivels back to Waf. "But Waf...if I'm being honest...I'm glad she saw. I'm glad she knows now. And...I think you and professor deserve the chance to see everything."

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They note the pain in her face, and just sigh a bit . " ... I know I should, but I don't want to come off as too strong . " They just lean back, as they look up at the ceiling . " Not only is he my supplier, but we both work at the same institution ... granted, he teaches an actual class, and I just clean up frat bro puke, and scrub toilets . " They then eye the window, a peek out into the rainy outside, as they just huff . " ... he deserves better than me . "

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"Oh my gods, Waf!!" Kili cries out, shooting all the smoke out the side of her mouth. "You should totally go for it! You never know how much time you've got with people, y'know..." She tries to the ignore the sharp pang in her heart, but the quick wince on her face betrays her.

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... a so-so gesture of their hand . " Gari and I have been solid for ... a fair while, really . He started as my supplier, but then we kinda just ... grew close . Really close . ... I'm . Just too scared to ask if he really wants to commit . "

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"Yeahhh...I'm not great at selling it tho. Kinda end up smoking half my inventory." Kili chuckles a bit, but it's definitely bad for business. She takes her joint back from Waf and takes a super long drag, eager to loosen the knot of stress in her chest. "So you and professor Agaricus, huh? Are you two super serious?" she asks, her voice strained as she holds the smoke on her lungs.

" Date nights with Professor Agaricus can certainly be ... fun, to say the least . " Another chuckle, as they grab the joint, and take a few more puffs ... before their eyes watered up, and grew more puffy and illuminated as they cough softly . " Hells, you certainly know where to find the good kind of stuff ... "

"No shit, really?? Hahaha, that's amazing!" Feels good to laugh again. "Wish I could've saw that. I bet you're an absolute unit at a buffet." Thank goodness she's not high yet. Just the word 'buffet' would have sent Kili's munchies into orbit. She finishes rolling and hands the joint to Waf. "(Draconic) You first, elder."

" Well ... " Scratching their bearded chin, they grin before snickering softly . " Believe it or not, I once got kicked out of an all you can eat buffet from how high I was ... Gari told me that I looked like a giant, green bean bag, with how they were trying to push me out . "

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"Oh...okay!" Kili nods, enthusiastically. She gets to work on rolling up a joint, taking extra care to make sure it looks tight and perfect for Waf. "So uh...what's the most you've eaten while high?" Kili asks, her eyes locked down in front of her while her claw pushes the weed onto a wrapper.

A soft chuckle, as they slowly nod . " I can take a few more puffs, even after that nugget, if that's your concern . " They yawn loudly as they stretched out, groaning a bit .

"Sweet. Pizzas are on the way...now we can smoke! I mean if...if you want?" Waf did eat a whole nug. Maybe that was enough for them?

Another soft laugh, as they just pat her shoulder . " (Draconic) With due time, Bright Oneb. With due time ... " ... they pull out their phone, as they began to order a fair bit of Meat Lovers pizzas; one whole pie for Kili ... And four for themselves .

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Kili bows her head in ernest- the first time she's wanted to show respect to her elders since she was a child. "(Draconic) I have so much to learn from you."

" Bright One, I could eat a solid four or five pies on a bad day- " A playful snort, as they gently pat her back before slowly letting go, their soft face beaming with a warm smile . " So for you, I could always spare one . "

"Waf, that would literally be the _best_." She stays in the elder's arms for a bit longer, making a mental note of how safe she feels here. It'll be a good memory to come back to, maybe next time she's too angry. "Though if you can get two, that might be best. I can eat a whole one by myself..." she adds bashfully, a bit embarrassed to ask for more.

Their eyes just soften, doing their best not to cry right now, before they just hug her back . " ... you already have . " They just lean a bit into the embrace, taking it in ... before looking back . " Say, do you want some Meat Lovers pizza ? M' treat . "

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Kili's lip quivers as she tries to contain a well of tears threatening to burst out of her eyes. "Aww...Waaaaaf..." She throws her arms around (as far as she's concerned) her kin and squeezes tight. "You're legit like the parent I never had." She digs her claws in a little, unwilling to have any gap between them. "I hope I can make you proud."

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A few wheezing coughs, as they violently slap their own chest . Shows them for just ... eating something randomly . " O ... of course, yyou're ... Kind of like the daughter I never had . Least, the only daughter I would've been aware about ... -# ... would Gari even want kids ... ? B-but, again, of course . You seem like a good kid ... a sweet kid . "

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"WHOA. Waf! That's-" Kili watches in slight horror as the elder dragonborn pops an entire nug of weed into their mouth. She doesn't say anything else, unsure if this might actually just be a normal thing for Waf. "Uhh...okay yeah, that one can be yours." Kili shoves the few dollar bills she has back into her pockets, slightly relieved she won't have to spend her last bit of money on food. "And thanks..._again_. You're really just taking care of me tonight, huh."

A brow was raised upon the contents being placed upon their own coffee table, but they just chuckle softly at the notion . " Sure, but I'll pay for it . I'm not sure you've got the funds if you're carrying around some emergency snacks . " ... they lean in, and pop one . Food is f— That's . Not a chicken nugget .

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"Whoa! I've never slept in an air bed before. I was just gonna use your floor, haha..." Kili pops open her plastic bag and places a couple nugs on top of Waf's coffee table. She then pulls a small wad of cash from her pocket and counts the few crinkled bills before opening a food delivery app on her phone. "Pizza sound good?"

A flash of their sharp grin, as they softly nod . " Should have an air bed in the closest; grab the sheets and blankets ya want, and I'll blow it up for when you're ready to crash, 'kay ? "

"I..." Could Kili even go easy on someone once her heart started racing? Could she ever learn to temper herself? Regardless of what she's capable of now, she wants to be better- to do better. Something about Waf and how soft they are makes them the last person Kili would ever want to fully unleash on. She only hopes that will be enough. "I'll try." She gives the elder dragonborn a weak smile and lets out a long sigh. "Can I uh...crash here for the night? I don't really wanna stay on campus right now." Her hands dig through her pockets and she pulls out her own bag of weed. "I brought some of my own stash we could share...?"

... a soft smile . Just hearing that was enough to somewhat warm their heart . " T ... thank you, Kili . And, Gari seemingly doesn't mind either ... But, I'm not opposed to exercising a bit . Perhaps I could switch between you and Gari, depending on the days . " A soft pat to the Dragonborn's back, as they laugh . " Just, go easy on me, okay ? I'm starting to hit that point of my life where my bones ache . "

"I like your shape. It's soft," Kili says reflexively, still observing her own hard features. "But...if you wanna move more...I kinda move too much. Maybe between us both we can find some kinda...right amount of..." Punching? "...exercise."

In an ironic sense, they somewhat were ... but yet, any person with some sense would know that their job, their ... small-ish, apartment, wasn't a good life . A manageable life . " In ... an odd sense, yes . But I'm also always smoking or eating something, my job's basically cleaning an entire establishment, and I'm just ... out of shape . "

Kili also looks around the room. Waf has their own place, the best snacks in town, and is probably one of Kili's favorite folks on campus. She shrugs. "Whatever it is, you're totally living the dream..."

They remain quiet for a moment, and just ... Stares at the room they were in . The stench of weed, the pigsty of junk food ... and then, they glance down at themselves . ... a glance back at Kili . " It's . Not healthy, what I do to stay so calm ... "

"Even if she forgives me, I don't think I deserve her. I don't think I deserve anyone while I'm this ... Angry." Kili looks down at her hands, disappointed with how calloused they already are at her age. She's abused them- collateral for her untamable temper. "How are you so calm all the time?"

" We ... all carry our demons, and have our faults . " They had their demons . They've done a lot of stupid things in their many years, but hearing Kili become so caught up over her partners being torn up, they just ... sigh . " And, perhaps just give it some time, and see how they feel after it all . Things are still strewn up, but time heals all ... And, if they still want to be apart from you, or even just stick as friends, that's just how life is . You're still young, and still have so many fish in the sea . " ... they were lucky to even have Agaricus ... 💧

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"I donno. You seem pretty chill." Kili looks to Waf beside her, big and warm, and strangely always comforting. "I can't imagine you being fucked at all." Kili rubs some snot from her nose onto her arm. "Besides, it was definitely my fault. Oti broke up with us and I just...lost it. It freaked out Rue and..." Kili pauses, choking on her words. "I really scared her, Waf. I'm such a monster."

...they just flop next to Kili, worn out couch creaking loudly underneath the weight, as they rub her shoulder . " We're all fucked, in a sense, Bright One ... I'm sure whatever happened, it wasn't your fault ... "

"Thanks," Kili mutters as she feels the wounds close shut. When the pain leave her hands, the pain in her heart feels louder, and an overflow of guilt and shame bubble up to her throat. "I'm so fucked up, Waf," she whispers through hot tears.

... it was that bad, whatever caused her to do this . 💧 They gently the dab open wound, trying to clean out what they could ... before setting the rag aside, and hovering their hand above it, a faint glow going off . " Te curo . " And then, whatever pain that was there, quickly began to fade away, as her knuckles began to patch up ...

Kili grimaces at the thought and plops her hand in Waf's. "Right, yeah. I guess not," she grumbles, almost in protest, as if the elder dragonborn wasn't being incredibly patient with her already.

" Even if I do close up your wounds, I want to make sure there's nothing infectious settling in there ... " ... they snicker a bit . " Don't want your hand to explode in nothing but puss and blood, would you ? "

Kili glances at Waf's open hand, at first confused by the gesture. She's never had anyone treat her wounds in a non magical way. If her mom ever did spare a heal, it was rare and for life-threatening injuries only. "...Why?" she asks, genuinely unsure of what to do.

Hells, what happened this time ... ? They just nod gingerly, as they quickly trudged off to the kitchen to grab a first aid kid . The stench of cannabis was thick in the air, and if the emptied bags of cheap, BBQ flavored chips and half eaten, filled pastries weren't a dead giveaway, the janitor was clearly as high as a kite, but was doing their best to stay focused . ... sauntering back in, they pour some rubbing alcohol onto a rag, as they hold out their palm . (Draconic) "Please, give me your hand...."

"Thanks," Kili weakly mumbles, hanging her head as she enters the apartment. She trudges to the couch, broken tail dragging across the floor and catching on various items and furniture. "I didn't know where to go."

Sounds of various ... clinks and clunks go off, and the Dragonborn was greeted with the sight of the partially nude janitor, eyes tinted to a rosy hue between both miscolored eyes, their breath a bit bated ... But then, they see that it was Kili, their body relaxing a bit as they sigh a breath of relief . " Hells, I'm sorry about that ... I didn't expect any g-" They note the bruised hand, as they quickly usher her in, not saying a single word .

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Kili stands outside Waf's apartment door, mustering up the courage to knock. She hadn't let the dragonborn know she was coming, and frankly didn't know how. What she needs right now is help, but asking for it is beyond her vocabulary. "Waf?" she asks quietly, almost to herself. Her bruised hand shakily rises up and gently taps at the wood. She winces as her tender knuckles meet the hard surface. -# Knock knock. "...Waf...?"

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He can’t hide the look of frustration on his face. So, that’s how it’s going to be? Fine. Agaricus simply folds his arms behind his head and watches the show. “Wow. I can’t believe I’m getting this for free.”

Feeling a familiar friend poke their own hip and thighs, Waf pulled back with a big grin, saliva running down their muzzle as they chuckle . Without a second thought, their big hand gently began to grip the shaft, before two fingers woul start to gently glide across the throbbing cock's surface .

Fuck, just their weight alone on me like this… dammit. Agaricus does what he does best, which is just let someone manipulate him however they’d like. His breathing becomes quicker, louder, and more irregular as friction from Waf’s gyrating hips make contact with his own erection. His eyes close, hot tongue on his neck making him shiver involuntarily.

Their weight presses onto him even more, as they gently grow from mere pecks,to full on love hickeys; sharp teeth that could go through his skin in the blink of an eye, simply just pinching and marking the Druids pale skin with the remnants of the pressure, the Dragonborns arms gently gliding up, as their palms gently press against Gari's own under arms . Waf's on tongue gently licked his neck too, as they slowly began gyrate their own hips ...

“Only a part? Use that whole brain of yours, then. I’m clearly into this.” Clearly. The druid turns his head to the side, giving Waf more access to his neck. There’s just something about how distinctly less-humanoid a Dragonborn’s features are that excite him more than anything else. Not that they would, but they could literally tear me to shreds… what the fuck is wrong with me? “Hahaha…” His own thoughts make him laugh. He’s pleasantly high, his hands still simply fiddling with Waf’s thong. Is he trying to take it off, or just playing? Another mystery.

They just chuckle, continuing with their kisses across Gari's neck as they slowly reach his cheek. And as they did so, their palms would glide up to his waist, as they moan softy . " Those hips definitely are singing a different too ... part of me thinks you like being in this position ... ~ "

Gods, yes. This is just what he needed. “Ugh, Waf… you’re too much…” But Agaricus is moaning, his hips jerking up involuntarily underneath the Dragonborn’s body.

" No, no ... I'd love to go all in ... ~ " They once again lean in, plush and cold body slowly suffocating Gari's slender frame once more, as Waf's lips gently began to kiss the base of his neck, their own clawed hands firmly pressing onto his hips ...

“What, do you not want to? If you don’t, I won't be offended.” His hands remain where they are, as if waiting for confirmation.

Feeling their own thong be slowly pulled down, they couldn't help but pull back and chuckle a bit . " Shit, are we really doing this ?~ ¤

He can hardly breathe, this Dragonborn’s kiss and size stealing the oxygen from his lungs. His head is already swimming, thoughts muted by the thick haze of smoke. His breathlessness just adds to the ecstasy of it all. Small hands move up Waf’s tights, fingers pulling at their skimpy choice of clothing. He can’t talk. He just lets Waf have their way, while losing himself in the sensation of being swallowed.

As the smoke clears, their eyes were wide, and their scales even had a red hue slowly forming around their soft cheeks . " H-Hells, that's ... that was ecstasy ... " Without much thought, they pull Gari in for another kiss, their heavy body pressing onto the Druids much sleeker body .

He eagerly grabs it and takes a very long drag… While he holds the hit in, he just smiles up at Waf a little mischievously. Next, he is grabbing their chin, and blowing smoke into their mouth. A thick cloud obscures most of their facial features. When Agaricus finishes blowing out all of the smoke, he pulls in Waf closer for a kiss. “Better than a snack, I hope?”

Without a second thought, they hand over the remains of their joint, a bit somber at such a thing . " Hells, you know how I like to take things nice and easy, but ... Just for you . "

“I could see how that would be a hard choice. Here. I’ll make it for you. But you’re not done with your joint yet, right? Give it to me.” Without crippling anxiety, Agaricus can be weirdly confident and commanding. Imagine that.

His hands squish nicely into those bulbous, massive thighs, as their red and purple eyes stare into his . " Maybe it is ... right now, I'm between wanting to wolf down as much snacks as I can, and kissing your lips ... " A dorky smile, as they giggle softly .

He hums happily at the feeling of a Dragonborn’s teeth and breath on his sensitive ear. “Mm… mesmerizing? I think that’s the drugs talking…” Small hands grab at those rather large thighs and squeeze. Not very hard, though. [8 strength…]

Another snort, as they slowly lean into Gari's sharp ear . " Maybe it is, or maybe it's just me bein' a biggum's with a big bunch of love t' give ... Besides, you're so ... mesmerizing to be around . " A soft nibble to his ear lobe, as they pant softly . " Hells ... y' get me, y'know ? "

“Must you always get like this when you smoke?” He doesn’t really mind, but he is scared of getting crushed with Waf on his lap like this. But the threat of bodily harm is, unfortunately, very arousing to this strange druid. So, he just cracks a small smile at the compliment. “Is this your rizzing, Waf?”

A soft chuckle, as they slowly slide over to Gari's side, the mage hand taking away the platter to prevent any mess, before the big fellow slowly sat atop of the half elf's lap . Sharp fingers would gently glide across the now loose strands of jet black hair, as they smile ... and even sniff a bit . " You're perfect, honestly ... "

“Well, fuck me. Haha! Your wit hasn’t diminished with age then, I see. I guess I DID set myself up for that one.” The half elf takes his long black hair out of its ponytail. He only wears it up to teach, anyways, and isn’t sure why he kept it tied up for as long as he has... “There. Now I’m more mopish, right?”

A snort, as they laugh softly . " Yeah, sure . The mop could probably be a substitute for someone of your own physique and appearance; thin, tall, and always sopping wet for some reason . " There was a playful tone to their voice, but also something more ... endearing ?

“Pfft, like what, your mop?” Is Agaricus clueless or is he being facetious? Who knows. Either way, he takes another very large hit of his joint, finishing it off.

" Well, maybe I got m' attention placed elsewhere ... " And then, their gaze slowly turns to Gari, a soft smirk . " With ... someone specifically, in mind . You know ? "

“Is your attention span going away as you age? I’m not that far behind you, and I’m not having trouble keeping up.” But Agaricus is weirdly observant and has a weirdly good memory. “It can be used as a verb too, by the way. So when you’re ‘rizzing’ someone, you’re charming them. Flirting. You know.”

... a huff . " Damn kids can't even be bothered to use the actual words nowadays; now I know I'm an old person at this point ... " A small grumble, as their mage hand would place one of the platters atop their own midsection, as it began to feed them some nachos .

“Pfft…. Ahahahahah!!!” He is laughing so hard, tears are coming out of his eyes. “It’s… hahaha!!!” He can’t get the words out through all of his laughing… eventually he composes himself. “It’s short for charisma. So, charm. Something like that.”

" ... hey, Gar . What's 'rizz' ? "

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“Pffft, I’ll take that sprawl as a sign that you approve.” Agaricus is eating chips at a frightening pace. Normally, he is lucky to get even one full meal a day, mostly because he can’t be bothered to eat most of the time. But right now? Those munchies are hitting him like a truck. He keeps smoking, the air between the two being rather quiet. But it’s not awkward. This is just stoner silence.

A small nod, as they take another draw from their joint, before coughing hoarsly . " H-Hells, tha's th' good shit, woofff ... " They fully lay out, legs sprawling out .

“Hahahahaahaha!!!” He is laughing quite hard… “They did? You should go! Could be interesting…” “I know the kids love you… they’re probably be going ‘ayooooooo it’s Waf!’ Or something.”

The less thought about the horrors that was Waf's own death horns, the better ... But, as they take another puff, they give a soft sigh . " ... tha' kid did invite me to a party she's supposedly going to . Dunno if it's a prank, or somethin ... cause, dunno why folks would still wanna hang with someone like me . "

Just another thing Agaricus is accustomed to. Who knows how many farts this couch holds. He tries not to think about it. “Oh yeah. It’s definitely quite strong. I really surprise myself every time… hahaha…” Puuuuff… “Fuck me… ok…” His mind is swimming pleasantly.

" Bah, comes with the age, admittedly . " They bluntly replied, grabbing a pig in a blanket as they dip it into some Dijon mustard . " But, pretty earthy stuff . Nice lil aftertaste, though I can already feel it fuckin' m' up a bit ... " As they pop in the finger food into their maw, they exhale ... and a muffled rumble goes off on the couch .

He eyes the mage hands with envy, picking up a snack with his own hands. Greasy fingers time. “I wish I were able to attune to the weave and cast those. My mind is just too used to magic that comes from nature.” Monch monch, puff. “Excellent snacks as always. So, what do you think? This is the sativa. And no, I don’t have a name. This is strain 145#, and it shall remain that name until someone says otherwise”

A soft snicker, as they take another puff . " You'd think the newer me would've eaten th' older one, or somethin', but ... if ya think I look good still, fair enough . " As they said that, the mage hand comes back with an assortment of various snacks and finger foods, alongside even some rather ... exotic, dipping sauces .

He’s speechless. “Well. Proven wrong, then. I’m not mad about it. You were quite the looker back in the day.” He glances very quickly at the current Wafnaer. “And I guess these days you’re not all the bad to look at either.”

A snort, as they pull a few photos off the coffee table, and ... Silvanus above, they practically looked like a model; slender, yet muscular limbs, a nicely broad chest and shoulders, and even abs that could grind cheese ... " Proof enough ? " They asked with a smirk .

He can’t help but laugh. He doesn’t even try to hide it. “Hahahaha! Oh, I can’t even imagine. Do you have any photos as proof that you were once my size?”

" Hells it's been at least a decent ... five years, since I met the last one ? " A soft snort — " And back then, I could probably fit into your own pants ... n' now, look at me ... "

“Another Dragonborn? That’s rare. I’ll probably seem them soon.” “And it’s nothing new with me. Oh… but I do think I found a wildfire druid. I’m hoping I’m right, anyways. I’ve never met one before. Have you?” Puff puff…

With a whisk of their hand, a mage hand forms and hovers over to their fridge, opening it up as it began to grab various snacks and meals . Using their free hand to light up their own joint with a green flame, they eye Agaricus . " Same old, same old . Still dickin' around when no one's looking, cleaning up the puke n' shit of whatever dumbass can't handle their alcohol ... But, I did meet another dragonborn recently; kid named Kili ... Gave her some word of advice, and then she ran off to go do somethin' stupid . " Taking a nice puff, they exhale softly . " And how's my favorite supplier ? "

“I would appreciate that, thank you.” Agaricus is way too sober. He’s talking like a robot. Time to fix that. Lighter in hand, he sits his skinny ass right onto that worn-in couch and lights his joint. “So… another semester…” He isn’t quite high enough for good conversation. He’s trying. “How’s work been?”

" New strains, eh ? Couldn't hurt to give 'em a whirl . " Sitting upon their well worn out couch (butt prints aplenty ... they were quite the couch potato outside of work nowadays), they grab their own joint, before eyeing Gari . " Want me to grab some snacks before we start ? "

Agaricus has known Wafnaer long enough. The Dragonborn’s lack of clothing does not faze him in the slightest. He silently walks inside and wastes no time setting two very full jars of weed on their coffee table. “Always coming through, indeed. These are new strains I’m growing. One sativa, one indica. I feel you’re always an excellent judge, so, how about we try them out together and you can tell me what you think?” Agaricus wastes no time taking out some nugs and grinding them, rolling rather large joints for the two of them.

The door swung open, as the Dragonborn eyed the fellow Druid, and then his satchel in tow . " Yooo, always comin' through as always, Gar ! " A quick pat to his shoulder, before they quickly turn around to head back in, giving Gari enough time to realize that Waf was still in that habit of wearing nothing but thongs in their own apartment ... 💧

Three quiet knocks in a simple pattern. It’s always how he knocks. Knock, knock-knock. In the druid’s satchel are several jars of… well. All the readers should know.

Just off the sites of the university, the janitors own apartment sits tightly within the corner of the city's roads. Their apartment is rather cramped, only sporting a merged kitchen and living room, a single bedroom, a bathroom, and a small balcony that can fit a small group of people. Despite the cramped space, Wafnaer seemingly has a lot of junk laying around; small trinkets, small crafts work, and especially some rather ... tasteful material, laying about, some even being photos of their younger self.